so okay i work at a thrift store and we have this christmas display up and someone donated these “spinning poinsettias” and i guess no one checked the batteries and oh my god merry christmas everyone
rocking around the T H E F I E R Y P I T S O F H E L L
In this time of term papers I wanted to draw my patron deity, Bullshitticus, god of students and general last minute fudgery, sitting upon his Golden Futon, attended by the muses Caffeina and Thesaurae, whose powers of artificial energy and pretentious vocabulary can be invoked in case of the all-nighter.
I like to think he’s Dionysus’s second cousin or something.
This is genius…
all wise words from the sagest of the sage.